Today you decide to get up from your cubicle and refresh yourself by the water cooler. Little did you know that your two soon-to-be best friends Sweet & Loose were already busy sipping down that sweet Aquafina and talking about the bayou, Larry Bird, and their milkmaid wives. You peer over a cubicle wall. GOD they're so cool, they'd never want to talk to someone like you, right? BUT WAIT! They're motioning you over. For a moment you consider walking back to your desk to fill out all those business papers, but then you turn back to the boys and say to yourself: "Fuck it! I have 15 minutes!"

Follow the Sweetboy Keenan Lloyd at @sweetboy_comedy on Instagram and Twitter, and follow the Looseboy Amar Risbud @bummer_no_b on Instagram and Twitter. Let us know if you broke it or bought it!

Special thanks to Ryan Lloyd and Easton Skara for the theme song. Find them at catbug and Easton on Soundcloud and Bandcamp.