Episode 22: “Imagine being vacuum sealed like a gammon!”

Episode 21: “Never tickle a sleeping dragon!”

Episode 20: “6:30 is the best time on the clock. Hands down!”

Episode 19: “The dirtiest place on an aeroplane is…!”

Episode 18: “A singing Austrian family runs around wearing curtains!”

Episode 17: “The Man. The Myth. The Legend… #WaxOnWaxOff!”

Episode 16: “Can’t imitate perfection!”

Episode 15: “Long may it stay in the past, ha!”

Episode 14: “It was the crab’s kebabs!”

Episode 13: “A man in a hamster wheel…!”

Episode 12: “You know what else has the diameter of 3 inches...”

Episode 11: “10,000 rogue bras…!”

Episode 10: “Obviously I do, am no an octopus!”

Episode 9: “It’s gotta be Colin the Caterpillar!”

Episode 8: “Hands up, who had The Nokia Brick?”

Episode 7: “Yer bum’s oot the windae!”

Episode 6: “I don’t think MI5 will be chapping my door anytime soon.”

Episode 5: “That is grimm! WWWHHHAAATTT!”

Episode 4: "Ever stood on a LEGO?"

Episode 3: "I'm proving to be as much help as a bra on a snake!"