Well, it's a new year, and we're all putting away our
kinaras, dreidels, Yule candles, and - wait, what's that you left in your stocking? It's the greatest gift of the holiday season - a Christmas episode of Bitch, Yes!

In this episode we read familiar passages from the Santa
Bible, try to figure out how much RAM you need for your calculator and/or butter churn, and trade out our multiverse spaceship for a multiverse sleigh.

Recommended listening: Last year’s Christmas episode,
Episode 6: Fool Me Twice, Shame on Christmas. We mention Sexy Jesus a few times in this ep, and we want you to have all the necessary context to enjoy that image with us.

WARNING: The second half of this episode deals with
Christmas people and characters and…revelations having to do with the magic of Christmas, so if you’re listening with children (which, like, why would you do that anyway? You’ve heard this podcast, right?), maybe send them off to bed before listening to that part.

Bitch, Yay! Shoutouts:

The fantastic novel The Twice-Sold Soul: A Steamy Demons
and Witches Fantasy, by our own brilliant cohost Katie Hallahan! You can buy it here or at any online bookseller, and listen to the audiobook on Audible!

Katie thanks everyone who has read, purchased, and reviewed her book The Twice-Sold Soul!

The Orlando Regional Chess Alliance co-founded by our
own Nick Perez! Check out their website and Linktree!

Brandon shouts out open communication and the
horror/fishing video game Dredge!

Check out PowerTeam Studios’ website for more awesome podcast and web series content, and if you like our show, please share it with a friend or your favorite a-hole!

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