Hello and welcome to RUMOURTOWN, where the most insane stories are getting a run in the press - leaving us with permanent side-eye. In fact, have a headache right now.

Africa! Easter avoidance! Cheating! Let's talk about how it's all basically bullshit.

We also cover off listener questions: who is our favourite royal and why? What's our favourite piece of royal memorabilia? How do we really feel about Meghan scrolling through Insta? How is Harper's Bazaar getting all the Sussex scoops?

Also: we are on megababywatch. Sending good birthing vibes to the mama-to-be, we hope you're getting stuck into the perineum massage in anticipation.

You can find Stacey at the Veggie Mama blog, Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter, and Beth at the Baby Mac Blog, Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter

If you too are a Royal Fam fan, feel free to chat with us on the socials with the hashtag #thronerangers. We are also taking listener requests, so hit us up - no topic is off-limits!

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