Pattycake and Graham Cracker are going away for a romantic getaway weekend and leaving the kids at home. Patty also leaves behind some handcuffs from Camille's how-to-spice-up-your-marriage collection. Rayanne finds them and handcuffs herself to the bed, but where's the key?! The gang gets together to help free her. What will happen? High jinks, that's what!

Meanwhile, at a snowy B&B, Patty gets left behind while Graham, Uncle Neil and his girlfriend, Cheryl, go into town on a booze run.  Patty exacts her revenge by getting plastered on Dr. Allen's Ginger-Flavored Brandy at dinner. Drunk looks pretty good on Patty, but Patty's antics get her and her giant shearling coat thrown out of Wayne/Pete's B&B/Sawmill.

Thanks for listening. You're so beautiful, it hurts to look at you.

Intro music, "Late at Night" by Buffalo Tom. Check out more of Buffalo Tom's music!