A mystifying petition has been created in a drunken haze to coerce Jeff Bezos into consuming the Mona Lisa! Wait, before or after he goes to space?! #GobbleDaLisa!

0:14:13 #GobbleDaLisa
0:21:37 Amazon Anti-Trust
0:28:05 The Bigs
0:34:35 Russian Game Show Contestant in China
0:39:14 SPAAACE NEEEWWSS!!!
0:39:28 SpaceX launches carpool of 88 satellites into space!
0:45:42 Jeff Bezos going to space soon
0:47:56 Giant Arc
0:54:22 Batman and Catwoman
0:58:32 Veritasium risks life to settle physics debate
1:01:22 Mystery Vending Machine
1:03:30 Incantations Kickstarter
1:17:14 Outro
1:17:47 Outtakes

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Patty Links

(In a kind of order)

https://www.theregister.com/2021/06/18/petition_instructs_amazon_founder_jeff/
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2021/06/amazon-doesnt-like-ftc-chair-lina-khans-views-wants-her-off-investigations/
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/20787040-the-bigs
https://www.ladbible.com/news/tv-and-film-russian-man-trapped-on-chinese-reality-tv-show-finally-voted-out-20210426
https://www.theverge.com/2021/6/30/22555477/spacex-elon-musk-launch-satellites-falcon-9
https://www.cnet.com/news/jeff-bezos-will-fly-on-blue-origins-first-crewed-rocket-to-space/
https://www.livescience.com/giant-arc-in-space.html
https://bleedingcool.com/comics/dc-removes-zack-snyder-cut-of-batman-going-down-on-catwoman/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCsgoLc_fzI
https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/mystery-soda-machine
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mwgames/incantations

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