What are you supposed to do when your tiddies out, all bloodied up and have a cursed tablet on your hands? Head to the local Aldi's, obviously.

TW: This episode contains sensitive content that might be triggering for some folks: body horror, self-harm and drug usage. Please listen at your discretion.

Theme music by Stunkel Music (IG: @stunkelmusic, YouTube channel)

Cover art by Mads Oliver (olivertreedesign.myportfolio.com)

Character art by Allison Allender (IG: @allisonallender3)

Edited by Eric Szypulski and Will & John Michael Judah

Other Music:

"Soundscape" by Gabriella Yorke (youtube.com/user/YorkeTheMouse)