Lord Schlatt wanders aimlessly through the scorching desert wastes in the county of the Hookers Hoof, searching for a creature as old as time itself.

This creature is as rare as a centaur wearing a bra. He is a magic man, a shaman, a poet, prophet and a priest, he is a tin whistle tootler and an avid conker player.

Join Lord Schlatt as he asks questions no one else would think of and licks the back of a weasel.

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