I howl like the wolf to ward off all foreign and ghostly miscreant endeavours, whatever that means, to scare off the dead, even though I am one, with a little of the living to add to the confusion, and to give any loiterers time to fuck away off and let me do my ting n ting, hi, innit guvnor. And now that the coast is clear, what are we going to talk about today? Ehhhhhhhhh. Well ain’t that the truth, you fight and you fight and you fight to get your voice heard, after years of scrubbing and polishing, when the coast is finally clear and you stumble over yourself, with your loss for words. Come to think of it, I think of it THE BEASTIES should do a part 2 to SABOTAGE called SELF SABOTAGE….and it would go something like this….

Can’ t stand it, I know I planned it

I’m gonna set it straifght, this Watergate

Then I realise that my rocking is true

And it is the me and definitely not the you

Who can’t sit back and wonder why

Because I put the fucking thorn in my side

And blinded myself to my own mirage

I'm tellin' y'all, it's self-sabotage

REFERENCES

CAROL MURPHY -https://www.instagram.com/thevigilantecannibalnun/

THE BODY & BLOOD – https://www.thebodyandblood.co.uk

GHOULS ON FILM - https://www.ghoulsonfilmbelfast.com

JACKSON POLLOCK - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackson_Pollock

111 PICK UP LINES - https://www.theknot.com/content/pick-up-lines

SERIAL KILLA - https://open.spotify.com/track/4SPyjYGmv0nbLru9oX75iV

ACDC - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AC/DC

SABOTAGE by The Beastie Boys - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE

STILL ILL by The Smiths - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_3oFRcTNHo

YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE DANCING by Leo Sayer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDlvPD9qCao

WHEN I NEED YOU by Leo Sayer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obC0MFHWJ0A

LEO SAYER - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Sayer

AMERICAN PSYCHO - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Psycho_(film)

SAM PECKINPAH - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Peckinpah

JOHN WOO - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Woo

HORROR ON THE FARM – FT Weekend Magazine 26th April 2025