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FIRST TIME I EVER...

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever had an orgasm.

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TOP THREE 33

Gunman who killed 4 in New York was trying to get to NFL offices, claimed to have CTE (The Associated Press)

Nigerian 'bandits' kill 33 captives despite receiving ransom, residents and officials say (TRT GLobal)

Russian attacks kill two in east Ukraine, 33 hurt in Kharkiv (Reuters)

Gaza health ministry says 33 people died from malnutrition in 48 hours (BBC)

Thai-Cambodia clashes kill at least 33 amid UN call for 'restraint' (France 24)

33 minutes makes crucial difference for Reno High vandalism suspect (KOLO)

Massachusetts State Police trooper still in ICU 33 days after he was nearly killed in Revere hit-and-run (CBS)

33 violations reported during recall votes in Taiwan (Focus Taiwan)

BC SPCA investigation results in surrender of 33 cats, dogs including mom with 11 puppies (SPCA)

Florida man tries to murder wife 33 miles off Manatee County coast, deputies say (WFLA)

Girls volleyball coach sentenced to 33 years in prison for exploiting players (Star Tribune)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

DEA offers anti-drug patch to BSA, Girl Scouts (Just Think Twice PR)

Terrence Cole sworn in as DEA Administrator (DEA)

Park open container, weed arrests blamed on Trump executive order (ABC)

Federal court sides with Pennsylvania safe drug consumption site (Marijuana Moment)

Oaksterdam University Founder RIchard Lee passed away (Oaksterdam)

Missouri Supreme Court rules cities, counties cannot stack sales taxes on pot products (Missouri Independent)

Oregon attorney general files draft ballot title, summary for initiative to legalize social lounges (OR AG)

GloRilla arrested for weed after house gets burglarized (The Associated Press)

British comedian Russell Howard gets his mom high for the first time (YouTube)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, DuhLaurien plays Tax Me from Mike Epting's Meat Grease. 

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Bitcoin mixer Samourai founders to plead guilty in crypto privacy case (Decrypt)

Pizza delivery heist scene in Brooklyn 99 (YouTube)

Tornado Cash developer Roman Storm will not take the stand, lawyers say (CoinDesk)

I had $6 million in crypto on my phone - then made a mistake that haunts every Bitcoin millionaire (Benzinga)

KC Bitcoiners meetup at The Bar THURSDAY at 6:30 pm

KC Bitcoiners August 8 at Maps Coffee

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING!

Man awarded $12,500 after Google Street View camera captured him naked in his yard in Argentina (CBS)

North Carolina gamer shocked by lightning while livestreaming (FOX)

World's most premature baby turns one year old (99.3 The Fox)

New Zealand cat "Leonardo da Pinchy" steals underwear (The FUCKING News YouTube)

Mom has four kids born on 7/7 (PEOPLE)

Pennsylvania police ask for help building case against "imposter nurse" (CBS)

New Orleans officials mistakenly release inmate from same prison where 10 escaped in May (NBC)

Chuck E. Cheese arrested in Tallahassee (Not the Bee)

Seattle woman sues Blue Angels, says military jets terrorized her dying cat, silenced her online (KIRO)

Alien in Compton? (NBC YouTube)