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FIRST TIME I EVER...

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TOP THREE 33

33 more Palestinians killed in Israeli airstrikes in war-torn Gaza (Anadolu Ajansi)

Ben-Gvir's visit to Jerusalem holy site sparks tensions as Israeli fire kills 33 seeking aid (The Associated Press)

Maui brush fire burns 33 acres (Maui Now)

'Pepsi Girl' turns 33: August 2 (Oregon Live)

SiriusXM reports drop to 33 million paid subscribers, strength in podcasting (Hollywood Reporter)

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The Board of Immigration Appeals ruled people fighting removal after being convicted on state drug charges have the burden of proving the state statute is broader than federal law to avoid deportation

DEA promotes article linking weed to depression, suicidal ideation (Get Smart About Drugs)

Trump signs executive order targeting funding for safe consumption sites (White House)

ScottsMiracle-Gro CEO speaks to Trump about legalization (Fox BUsiness)

Glass House Brand provides updates to ICE raid (Globe Newswire)

Minnesota dispensaries open without inventory (FOX)

150 New York pot shops could be shut down (Fox)

Texas DA Sarah Stogner smokes joint live on TikTok to protest THC-ban legislation (LinkedIn)

German Federal Institute for Drugs and Medical Devices issues first-ever approval for compassionate use of psilocybin in the European Union (Open PR)

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Tornado Cash jury still deliberating (Bitcoin Magazine)

SEC's Peirce defends transaction privacy as Tornado Cash verdict looms (CoinTelegraph)

Man who lost 8K Bitcoin now worth $900 million wants to tokenize entire in bid to assert claim on dumped fortune (Yahoo Finance)

KC Bitcoiners' coffee meetup at Maps at 8:30 a.m. FRIDAY

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Radioactive wasp nests found at SC Cold War-era US nuclear bomb site (KTLA)

Bat flies into woman's mouth in Arizona, costs nearly $21k in medical bills (NBC)

Dildo thrown on court during final moments of WNBA game (New York Post)

Denmark zoo asks people to donate small pets as food for captive predators (AP)

Parents given deceased son's brain by funeral homes, lawsuit alleges (AP)

Matt Rife, Elton Castee buy Warren Occult Museum (FOX)

Brazilian woman found dead with 26 iPhones glued to her body (Dangerous Minds)

Archaeologists keep finding massive shoes at an ancient Roman fort - and they have no idea why they're so big (Smithsonian Magazine)

Seattle Kraken's mascot attracts bear (Twitter)

How Goose the water monitor lizard was caught 2 weeks after escaping Massachusetts home (NBC)