Leading Off







The Orioles’ offseason is progressing as everyone should have expected, rather than how they should have hoped. And now we have to learn to love Tyler O’Neill and hope he hits bombs.























Drink of the Week















Join us for the Drink of the Week, and let us know how you’re consoling yourself as you watch the O’s. Find us on Untappd









* magn8606







* jakee4025

















This Week on the Socials









A source with direct knowledge of the matter indicates that the Orioles are boring losers— Matt Kremnitzer (@mattkremnitzer.bsky.social) 2024-12-28T18:02:33 .864Z











10000 days ago (August 12, 1997), the Orioles host Oakland and win 8-0 in a game played without a public address announcer. Long-time PA announcer Rex Barney passed away earlier in the day.— Old Baseball News (@oldbaseballnews.bsky.social) 2024-12-28T20:00:00 .000Z











Chris Davis will continue to receive deferred payments from the Baltimore Orioles for the next 13 years.He will get:💰 $9.16M/year in 2025💰 $3.5M/year from 2026-2032💰 $1.4M/year from 2033-2037That's over $40M.— Codify Baseball (@codifybaseball.bsky.social) 2024-11-09T03:27:48 .822Z









Offseason’s Greetings















The Orioles have have a rather underwhelming offseason. But if you’re looking for “notable” acquisitions, look no farther than:









* The Wall, Part 2 – Right Handed Boogaloo







*  Tyler O’Neill







* Tomoyuki Sugano







* Gary Sanchez







* Sadness









The real stories are in who is NOT here. Yes, we’re talking Corbin Burnes and Anthony Santander. We discuss what the offseason moves mean, what the lack of moves mean, and what “means” means. That’s “means,” not, you know… “Means.”







Are the Orioles trying? Would our 2011 selves have been satisfied with this effort?















We Listen and We Don’t Judge















If there’s one thing we’re proud of when it comes to Bird’s Eye View, it’s that we put silly Orioles musical spoofs out into the universe. If there’s a second thing that we’re proud of, it’s that this show is a safe place for all of us to express some serious lack of insight and baseless opinions.







We’re not sure anyone is listening, but we’re sure you’re judging.







Before the app gets banned,