Prepare to have your faith in humanity destroyed. This week your hosts Ben, Charlie and Johnny break down Stephen Hawking's alleged midget fetish, some children spread a poo as far as it will go, a chap called Steve has a bad time, and a drug-addled party boy reaches critical brown in the alcohol aisle. As if that's not enough, we serve you some horror stories from the buffet restaurant.

The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.

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