This week the boys figure out which U.S. president would win in a battle royal style death match! Spoilers: its not Andrew Johnson. Update for those who have been reading the episode descriptions—we have made it through our joke shortage and now have a joke surplus. We will, however, not be lowering joke prices back to where they were before the shortage. The higher prices will go towards ensuring a stronger customer experience, and raising employee pay rates by 20 cents :)

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Music: "These Boys are on the Case" by Jeremy K.

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Tournament Bracket: https://challonge.com/lni54rwk 

Sources: 

Presidential Heights: https://www.potus.com/presidential-facts/presidential-heights/

Presidential Weights: https://www.potus.com/presidential-facts/presidential-weight/

10 fascinating facts about President Harry S. Truman: https://constitutioncenter.org/blog/10-fascinating-facts-about-president-harry-s-truman/

10 Things You May Not Know About Dwight D Eisenhower: https://www.history.com/news/10-things-you-may-not-know-about-dwight-d-eisenhower

George H. W. Bush: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_H._W._Bush

4 TRUE STORIES THAT PROVE TEDDY ROOSEVELT WAS THE TOUGHEST PERSON EVER: https://blog.theclymb.com/out-there/4-true-stories-prove-teddy-roosevelt-toughest-person-ever/

The Assassination of President William McKinley: https://www.history.com/news/the-assassination-of-president-william-mckinley

Bill Clinton: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Clinton

10 Things You Didn't Know About Bill Clinton: https://www.usnews.com/news/national/articles/2007/12/11/10-things-you-didnt-know-about-bill-clinton

Calvin Coolidge Facts: https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/551904/calvin-coolidge-facts

The brief history of a widely mocked electric horse in the White House: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/animalia/wp/2018/04/03/the-brief-history-of-a-widely-mocked-electric-horse-in-the-white-house/

10 fascinating facts about Richard Nixon: https://constitutioncenter.org/blog/10-fascinating-facts-about-richard-nixon

Five Fascinating Facts About Richard Nixon on His 100th Birthday: https://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2013/01/09/five-fascinating-facts-about-richard-nixon-on-his-100th-birthday

Top 10 Things to Know About James Garfield: https://www.thoughtco.com/things-to-know-about-james-garfield-104734

10 Things You May Not Know About Joe Biden: https://www.biography.com/news/joe-biden-facts

55 Things You Need to Know About Joe Biden: https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2020/03/05/biden-2020-president-facts-what-you-should-know-campaign-121422

Ben Jacobs Tweet: https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/1172596907170050049

10 Things to Know About President Warren G. Harding: https://www.thoughtco.com/things-to-know-about-warren-harding-105467

9 Things You May Not Know About Gerald Ford: https://www.history.com/news/9-things-you-may-not-know-about-gerald-ford

21 Things You Didn't Know About the 21st President: https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/28917/21-things-you-didnt-know-about-21st-president

30 Facts About Donald Trump: https://www.thefactsite.com/donald-trump-facts/

10 Things You May Not Know About Abraham Lincoln: https://www.history.com/news/10-things-you-may-not-know-about-abraham-lincoln

8 Things You Might Not Know About Andrew Johnson: https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/555450/president-andrew-johnson-facts