In which Buffy meets Owen, a super hot guy who is completely obsessed with death, Emily Dickinson (and we're just guessing) Scream-o music of the 90's. Unfortunately, meeting Owen, with his "certain Owen-ocity", comes at the same time that The Master is trying to raise The Anointed One, so Buffy's date gets hijacked and moved to the local funeral home- a venue change Owen is WAY too into.

So Quetina and I discuss this over Dogfish Head's Namaste wit beer (big win for Meg, Quetina... well, she finished it). We get into poetry, whether Xander is "smashable" and WHAT THE HELL IS THE BRONZE? Seriously, is it a coffee shop? A club? A bar? A brunch place?