With Robert away, the Johnny Slick Podcast "welcomes" Scott, a bona fide Portlander, to the show. Scott has EXTREMELY RUDE THINGS to say about the Seattle Sounders, including an EXTREMELY RUDE NAME WHICH RHYMES WITH SOUNDERS. That is all I have to say about that. Also, we talk about planking and the rapture, two things which may well be related. Plus Ziggy of course.

Websites mentioned:

wikipedia.org (did you REALLY need to know this?)
seattlesoundersfc.com
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703864204576319570556983628.html
gocomics.com/ziggy