In which Viking vampire angels are a thing, time travel has no consequences, and the leading man has too many titles (Yeehaw!), this is The Angel Wore Fangs!

In Bodice Ripping’s sixth episode, our leading ladies find out that even though the last book was bad, the newest installment is something so terrible, they question their life choices that led them to this point. We join Knut the Vangel (Viking Angel) and Andrea the chef as they embark on a journey to a Montana dude ranch to find Andrea’s sister and fight an ISIS cult. However, they instead end up in Knut’s old life in Ye Olde Viking Times as a result of Michael the Archangel’s meddling and need to test Knut on what he’s learned about life and leadership, because now his people are facing famine and apparently, a modern day chef is all you need to avert starvation. They don’t know how to get back to their own time, but Knut and Andrea are too busy banging to really care. Did you get all that? Yeah, neither did we. The plot is bonkers, the sex is terrible, the dialogue is unspeakably bad, and everyone suffers in the end, except the lucky listeners of this podcast, because they didn’t actually have to read this hot mess!

Join our heroines as they discuss incorrect Viking history, wearing designer cowboy boots in the bath, and farting in bed.