EXPLICIT EPISODE

Come and take a drive with the Avant-Garde Traveller!

In this episode, as I drive the twenty-five kilometres or so from Brodick to Pirnmill on the Isle of Arran, I ramble about:

• Re-branding my social media accounts, and how I managed to get over a thousand 'likes' on a Facebook post!


• How I have made over twenty albums and only managed to sell 2 CDs


• The Chronicle of Youad the Parrot


• How I learnt to drive when I was 12


• Why tourists are such bad drivers, at least on Arran

I also talk to my friends! Listeners from the future may recognise a character named Hamish from my books - he appears in this podcast! Together, along with several of his friends, we discuss:

• Our friend Lewis being weird


• How posh the MV Hebridean Isles is


• Reversing the patriarchy 

And also, Lewis appears in this podcast, as does his mother! Later in the podcast, we discuss chickens committing cannibalism...

Oh, and I nearly get run off the road by a maniacal driver.

Enjoy!