This week, we have a few good stories in the chamber, starting with our first story, which involves a girl having one in the chamber and not the way you think. She's getting fart revenge on her ex's new girlfriend. We got a Texas State Trooper shoulder-checking some players from South Carolina after scoring on Texas A&M, and then getting sent home. Then we cap things off with Trump's mouthful of Bill, and why Butterball Turkeys are bullshit.

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