Eric Holmes unleashes Eric Cartman—South Park’s dark prince of manipulation, unfiltered fury, and snack-fueled schemes.

James Gavsie responds with Caillou—the deceptively resilient preschooler whose innocence, persistence, and boundless energy make him harder to stop than he looks.

It’s chaos versus naivety. Malice versus optimism. Could Cartman’s cruelty crush Caillou’s spirit, or will simplicity be Cartman’s ultimate undoing?

Listen now to find out....Who. Would. Win?

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