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Escape Womb: The Return of the Cursed Blender

Escape Womb: The Return of the Cursed Blender

Update: 2025-04-16
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In Episode 21, our special guests Josh and Lauren Monroe join us and things go full retail nightmare. In this chaotic episode of Escape Womb, they face off against a haunted appliance, a passive-aggressive 7-foot greeter, yogurt-covered toddlers, and a store manager so powerful, he can deny refunds with a sigh. Oh—and did we mention Nala the therapy dog is officially retiring? It’s funny, heartfelt, and absolutely unhinged.


Takeaways:

“The Therapy Dog Era Ends” – Nala’s had a career more meaningful than most humans. What’s next for the goodest girl in the classroom?


“Bernie Ate a Whole Apple (Without Chewing)” – Josh and Lauren’s other dog might be trying to break the bank... one emergency vet visit at a time.


“We Entered a Haunted Store to Return a Screaming Blender” – It screamed. We screamed. Everyone screamed.


“Jazz Hands and CEO Nepotism Saved Us” – How did a spontaneous interpretive dance and a fake story about the CEO’s son unlock a retail dungeon?


“We Escaped with a Refund… and a Coupon for Adult Diapers” – It wasn’t the ending we wanted. But it was the ending we deserved.


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Escape Womb: The Return of the Cursed Blender

Escape Womb: The Return of the Cursed Blender

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