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Everything’s Perfect…Except Etiquette Is Dead

Everything’s Perfect…Except Etiquette Is Dead

Update: 2025-10-21
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Planes, Gyms & Pube Panties — Modern Manners Gone Wrong

In this hilarious and brutally honest episode, Autumn and Donald take on the chaos of modern etiquette — the do’s, don’ts, and what the hell happened?! of everyday behavior in 2025.

From Kim Kardashian’s viral “bush panties” to airplane seatmates who forget deodorant, gym grunters, and text-reply ghosters, no topic is off-limits. What starts as pop-culture absurdity spirals into a real conversation about boundaries, social awareness, and common decency in a world that seems to have forgotten all three.

It’s equal parts comedy, cringe, and truth — reminding us all that being a decent human never goes out of style.

💬 Highlights & Mentions
  • Kim Kardashian’s SKIMS 'Full Bush' Faux Pubic Hair Underwear and the internet’s collective meltdown
  • Airplane etiquette: smells, space, and sanity ✈️
  • Gym grunters, equipment hoarders, and sweat crimes
  • Texting, DMs, and the lost art of replying
  • Build-A-Bear, Bachelorette parties & viral weirdness
  • Digital burnout, boundaries, and why manners still matter
  • Halloween costume tease for the next episode 🎃

📢 Join the Conversation
Got a rant about rude people or a hilarious etiquette fail?
DM us on Instagram @everythingsperfectofficial or email everythingsperfectpodcast@gmail.com to get featured in a future episode!

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🎙 Timestamps
00:00 – Intro & Kim K’s “pube panties” chaos
03:30 – Pop-culture madness & viral trends
08:30 – Bachelorette gifts & wild products
12:00 – The etiquette debate begins
16:00 – Airplane manners: smells, space & sanity
21:00 – Travel horror stories
25:30 – Gym etiquette & sweaty crimes
30:00 – Public behavior & phone etiquette
34:30 – Store & cashier interactions
38:00 – Talking over others & listening
41:30 – Sneezing, yawning & hygiene basics
45:00 – Texting, DMs & reply etiquette
49:00 – Driving courtesy & daily manners
52:00 – Audience callout & Halloween tease

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Everything’s Perfect…Except Etiquette Is Dead

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