In this episode of The Kauzum Effect, I sit down with the mysterious DJ Microsyze, a man who somehow scares the huzz away, while I’m out here getting scared by them 😭.We dive deep into what it’s like being an artist in today’s dating world — how online personas, not taking things too seriously, and being a musician can actually make you seem less “dateable.” I challenge Microsyze on his wild assumptions and ask where these thoughts come from — is it life experience or just pure speculation?Along the way, I have a genuine epiphany about the type of woman I want in my life, and we also get into fat-guy tendencies and whether bigger dudes really face more struggles in dating.Funny, honest, and way too real — this one’s a wild ride.LISTEN ON:SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/4sNZAzJzICHoNYTNCWeJVQ?si=ff36185ba0f64544Follow Me On Socials For More Content: https://linktr.ee/kauzumSUBSCRIBE TO THE PODCAST ► https://www.youtube.com/@Kauzum?sub_confirmation=1LISTEN ON:SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/4sNZAzJzICHoNYTNCWeJVQ?si=ff36185ba0f64544TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Intro 03:08 DJ Who Makes Music 04:30 Scaring The Huzz Away 06:49 What’s On The Party Playlist 08:50 Not Being Serious 10:42 Artists Scare The Huzz Away 12:51 Online Personas 17:15 IRL Scary Stories 24:24 The Huzz Scare Me Away 29:50 Kauzum’s Social Superpower 31:25 West Coast Low, East Coast High 31:50 The Microsyzer Philosophy 33:55 When Should The Mask Be Known 35:07 Kauzum’s Epiphany 35:55 DJ Microsyze Has Had ENOUGH 38:26 Marriage or Happiness? 40:41 SURPRISE GUEST?! 41:40 Insecure Fat Guy Tendencies 44:40 Bigger Dudes Bigger Struggles? 47:37 Had To Check #thekauzumeffect #comedypodcast