Floridaman church burglar searched 'Where do church keep money'. Teen wields machete at elderly Democrats at polls.

Update: 2024-11-01

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Floridaman church burglar searched 'Where do church keep money'. Teen wields machete at elderly Democrats at polls.

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Floridaman church burglar searched 'Where do church keep money'. Teen wields machete at elderly Democrats at polls.

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Floridaman church burglar searched 'Where do church keep money'. Teen wields machete at elderly Democrats at polls.