Why is it so hard to find someone who can cut your hair right? Well we would love to know, and complain about it. We kick off with a recap of Laura's previous complaint when her husband nearly shaved a bald spot in their sons head and Jeremy tells a story about his day drunk stylist who gave him the worst haircut ever. We then share a murder of a barber whose client shot him for giving him "half a haircut." We then discuss the Boozing Barber who force fed his many victims alcohol so they would die of alcohol poisoning. While we have both had terrible haircuts we wouldn't kill someone over it. BUT, if we were to plan a hypothetical murder one of us would use a poison dart frog hair dye job and the other would use a shampoo and wash to cause a blood clot. Grab your clippers and go to town while you listen to this weeks hairy episode!

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