Halloween décor heists, Megadeth’s Metallica tribute, and America’s bizarre spending habits headline this week’s show as Ian Camfield unpacks spooky thefts, rock legends, and $13 billion worth of “budget” Halloween plans. He riffs on the rise of subtitles, a baffling new Gen Alpha slang term (“6-7”), and the absurdity of watching TV like it’s a book club. Plus, a warning for remote workers—Microsoft might soon know if you’re sneaking off to the pub.