I'm super sorry if this episode feels rushed, because it is, I was planning on releasing another episode today that is taking a lot longer than expected to edit. This episode is just supposed to be like a "goofy"? Episode, I don't like that term but you get what I'm shooting for. Here are the lyrics to BOTH of the songs because you can't understand half of what Tyler says.

You're a mean one Mr Grinch:

You're a mean one

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus

You're as charming as an eel

Mr. Grinch, you're a bad banana

Mr. Grinch, with the greasy black peel

You're a vile one

You got termites in your smile

You have all the tender sweetness

Of a seasick crocodile

Mr. Grinch

You're a foul one

Friends you don't have none

I wouldn't touch you with a 39-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a monster

Your heart's an empty hole

You're a goner

You got garlic in your soul

You got garlic in your soul

All them smiles, homie, I turn up the frown

All them decorations, I tear 'em down

You can ask Max, I don't play around

Ayo (eww)

Who is this mean fellow

With his skin all green and his teeth all yellow? (Eww)

What you so mad for?

Halloween come around, and we ain't knockin' at your door, mane

Mr. Grinch, you're a bad banana

You're gonna spoil everybody with your bad attitude

(Spoil everybody)

Mr. Grinch

La-la-la-la

Who is this mean fellow

With his skin all green and his teeth all yellow?

(La-la-la-la)

What you so mad for?

Halloween come around, and we ain't knocking on your door

(La-la)

Bad banana

I AM THE GRINCH

I am the Grinch

Cindy Lou who?

I live in Who-ville

Who are you?

I got a dog

His name is Max

Coffee in my cup

That is a fact

I was in snow

Ain't need a coat

Max with the sled

Off with their head

I don't like love

I don't like fun

When I'm around

Christmas is done

I am the Grinch

Hey, how you doing, you scum is a pleasure to meet you

(Show me some love)

I am the Grinch

I'm here to ruin your day to swoop in and defeat

(Show me some love)

I am the Grinch

I get to ridin' and ridin' and ridin' around

(Show me some love)

I am the Grinch

That's what they call me when they talk about me around the town

That's me!

(You're so problematic, you're the Grinch) Hello

(You're the Grinch, you're the Grinch) I'm guilty

(You're so problematic, you're the Grinch) Yeah, yeah

(You're the Grinch, you're the Grinch) At your service

(You're so problematic, you're the Grinch) Nice to meet you

(You're the Grinch, you're the Grinch) Okay

(You're so problematic)

Ayo

25, 25, 25, 25

25 days in a month

25 days ain't enough where I don't give a (wait a minute!)

25 days got the lock with the chain at the door

Don't knock, no gifts over here

I don't smell nothing in the air

You can take that over there and I don't really care

Tell your homeboy in a red suit to chill

Before I ban him from Who-ville

I ain't playing with you

11 days coming up boy (Ice on, em)

25 ain't enough, yeah (Ice on, em)

I just hope you have a Merry Christmas, yeah (Ice on, em)

Jingle Bells, can you hear them bells (Ice on, em)

It's them Jingle Bells in the front, yeah (Ice on)

I just hope you have a Merry-

25, 25, 25, 25

25 days in a month

25 days ain't enough where I don't give a (wait a minute!)

25 days got the lock with the chain at the door

Don't knock, no gifts over here

I am the Grinch

Hey, how you doing, you scum is a pleasure to meet you

(Love)

I am the Grinch

I'm here to ruin your day to swoop in and defeat

(Show me some love)

I am the Grinch

I get to ridin' and ridin' and ridin' around

(Love)

I am the Grinch

That's what they call me when they talk about me around the town

That's me!

Hello

Nice to meet you