Be careful what photos you post bc some weirdo on his couch could def be triangulating barbecue from space. What's your flavor of candy that makes you an instant "yes" and what makes you say "no"? We invent yet another new activity for Branden's neighborhood to make his wife feel like we've got this whole parenting thing sorted while she's gone. Also, who left a podcast in charge of children?! This sounds like a job for the Dead Inside Dads!