Group Chat Podcast: Lock'Em Up | From Chad to Cantrell: The Weirdest Betting Logic Ever
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šļø LockāEm Up: The Segment That Busts Parlays & Friendships šļø
Welcome back to the most toxic corner of the internetāwhere we pretend weāre sharps, but really weāre just degenerates with Wi-Fi and Venmo.
Last week was a bloodbath: Turtle had to buy a point (because he just knew Tommy was about to tank the ticket), Damien carried the squad like prime Derrick Henry, Nick went full āfade yourselfā mode, and the Wheel provedāonce againāthat it hates the Saints more than Latoya Cantrell haters in traffic court.
This week? Weāve got:
Alabama vs Vanderbilt: Nick swears Georgia by 20+ is āfree money,ā which is exactly what Vegas wants him to think.
Miami vs FSU: Tommy guarantees Miami coversā¦ which means hammer FSU.
Raiders, Cowboys & Vikings: The NFL side is basically a group therapy session for people who hate their own bets.
The Parlay: +1162 odds that will almost certainly be ruined by Tommy before kickoff.
Will this be the week we actually hit one? (Spoiler: no.) But if you like chaos, trash talk, and a parlay that pays less than your gas billāthis is your segment.
š LockāEm Up, baby. Where hope goes to die and Turtle still buys the half-point.
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