Group Chat Podcast: LSU Therapy, Saints Pain, and Lane’s Love Life 😂

LSU did the drop-8 waltz in Oxford and decided the best counter was… 34 passing attempts into double teams. Brian Kelly said “practice better,” Joe Sloan said “RPO forever,” and our dent-can Nussmeyer said “red-zone INTs build character.” We break down why running actual Power-I would’ve won by four TDs, how you get out-snapped 84–56 and still lose by five, and whether Van Buren should be the “Taysom package we actually run.”

Then it’s Saints time: celebrated a double-digit cover like a parade 🙃, called the Annexation of Puerto Rico on the goal line (pick, of course), and debated if Taysom Hill has enough juice left to be the human spark plug. Also: the great Rattler (0–10) vs. Tyler Shuck thought experiment and why Kellen Moore might be secretly slow-cooking a tank.

College chaos corner: is Lane Kiffin Florida-curious or just trolling us via his daughter’s transfer portal? Bama revenge game chatter, “exciting whites” in the Giants’ backfield, and why Jackson Dart might chirp himself into a Dome L.

Combat sports detour: James Johnson streamed a scrappy L that looked closer than the cards, Raymond Chacon cashed a feel-good W, and we set the O/U on Jonathan Guidry’s TBA opponent’s losses at 16.5 with a 90-second A-side special.

Ryder Cup postmortem: Team USA pre-gamed the event, Fleetwood Mac stole hearts, and Bryson taught Kevin Hart how to celebrate a 350-yard nuke (family-friendly crotch-grab optional).

Fantasy triage: IRs everywhere, points against through the roof, and yes—your team stinks, but so does everyone else’s. That’s the bit.

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