Owner spends thousands on vet for farting dog before discovering real culprit (with Greg Davies)

Woman chokes on Ferrero Rocher (wIth Barry Castagnola)

Woman stunned when The Queen appears in burn on thumb (with Zoe Lyons)

The Dog, the Ghost and the Wardrobe (with Barry Castagnola)

Have you been eating your chocolate biscuit all wrong? (with Ria Lina)

Swinger happy to share his wife, but not his chips (with Angela Barnes)

Drunk eBay shopper mortified when obscenely rude purchase arrives next day (with Lloyd Langford)

Shop refuses to accept cash that’s been kept in sweaty bras (with Felicity Ward)

Man breaks into someone’s house and does a number two in their kettle (with Nabil Abdulrashid)

Pandas can’t be bothered to shag anymore (with James Acaster)

Radio host has full sex live on air (with Barry Castagnola)

Eastenders star Adam Woodyatt empties his chemical toilet (with Lloyd Langford)

Sex-mad horse banned from racing (with Jarred Christmas)

Sheep farmer makes Rhod Gilbert an offer he can’t refuse (with Rob Rouse)

Woman washes chocolate off KitKat”(with Jen Brister)

Fire destroys Bradley Walsh’s bum (with Barry Castagnola)

Former Eastender Nick Berry turns heads at the local tip (with Lloyd Langford)

Woman in HYSTERICS as new rug turns out to be a bit smaller than she thought (with Barry Castagnola)

Sex Doll Explodes (with Zoe Lyons)

Bear Bites Woman on Arse (with Lloyd Langford)