👾 Episode Summary:

Aden (with reluctant co-host Ben) takes you on a gloriously chaotic deep-dive into Helldivers 2, now available on Xbox. If you’re new to the game, buckle up: this is democracy enforced via orbital laser, flamethrower accidents, and accidental (or not-so-accidental) team kills.

Topics covered:

• 🎮 Xbox launch: Crossplay, updates, and why Xbox players are in for a rude awakening
• 🔥 The 10 brutality-tier difficulty levels
• 🐛 Enemy factions: Terminids, Automatons, and those weird-ass Illuminate
• 💀 The bots are a whole different game. And yes, they’ll destroy you
• ⚙️ Loadouts: Armor types, weapons, grenades, stratagems, and how to f**k up with all of them
• 😵‍💫 Friendly fire, betrayal, and why Aden shoots Ben off cliffs for fun
• 🧠 Super Earth propaganda: managed democracy at its dumbest and finest
• 🧢 PSN review bomb cape saga and Arrowhead’s perfect response
• 🎮 Deep Rock Galactic comparisons & upcoming “Deep Dive” update
• 🧨 Chaos stories, tips, frustrations, and how NOT to use the railgun

🎙️ Co-Host Highlights:

• Ben plays RuneScape during recording
• Aden constantly “accidentally” kills Ben
• Both scream “GET IN THE POD” while on fire
• The episode was meant to follow a script. It did not.

🎧 Listen if you like:

• Screaming at friends while laughing
• Friendly fire stories
• Dumb war games with smart satire
• Watching Xbox players slowly descend into Helldivers madness

🪖 FOR SUPER FKING EARTH.**

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