Luna Robbie shares a comprehensive, heart-forward guide on how to prepare for a visit to a legal brothel. From emotional readiness and communication tips to hygiene, budgeting, and etiquette, she offers practical advice to help curious clients co-create luxurious, satisfying, and respectful experiences. Whether you're planning your first trip or returning for more, Luna invites you to follow your heart—and follow your parts.

00:00 Following your heart and fully committing to your desires

02:31 Clarifying: kinks, intimacy, fantasies, and focus

06:08 Negotiation prep: communication, specificity, and consent

09:53 Budgeting tips, value alignment, and choosing the right courtesan for you

13:11 What to bring: toys, outfits, gifts, and specialty item reminders

15:57 Travel logistics, driving yourself, car rental tips, and cell service quirks

20:24 Self-care deep dive: nutrition, movement, hygiene, and STI check-ins

26:26 Nervous system prep, internal parts work, and emotional readiness

31:36 Grooming and shower etiquette tips

38:13 Money access, appointment logistics, and gift-giving

40:43 Arrival tips: edging, entrances, hostess interactions, and bar manners

45:18 Bar lineups, threesomes, and multi-lady etiquette

52:21 Human check-ins, desire discovery, and budget overlap

55:13 Health inspections, playful first looks, and booking steps

58:14 Shower rules, extending parties, and payment protocols

59:56 Aftercare, scent play, and party wrap-up

01:01:04 Tipping, reviews, and post-party appreciation

01:06:13 Post-party tips: journaling, ripples of joy, and planning your next trip

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