I Had No Idea What...Uh...Ternity Is

Update: 2023-05-27

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While the gang gets (a little) serious about what they’d do if they had only one day left to live, Doogan The Dog confirms with a squeak that it is he who Lizette loves the most. Then, the birds sing along as Jake pitches a support system for Educators AKA the “dope ass Americans who are helping make our country better” ™. Wrapping it all up are some updates on past pitches and, “seemingly” pulled from the thin air that is Google, an inspirational quote from everybody’s favorite American historian, Henry B. Adams.

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In Channel

The Lion, The Elephant, The Rooster, The Eagle, and The Antique Car Horn

2023-12-2101:00:17

Something That Purely Exists in My Brain and It’s a Beautiful Thing

2023-12-1201:23:08

LOCK IT DOWN!

2023-12-0401:17:20

The Margaery-Peanut-Butter-Joyride Genre

2023-11-2701:04:19

A Casual Symposium on Consciousness (with Tacos)

2023-11-2001:02:34

It’s Too Cold Out Today to Go Networking

2023-11-1344:43

Honk? Hunk? Huhwhat?

2023-11-0640:59

The Birth of The Hard Stamp

2023-10-3045:11

Fuhp. Fleep Flap. Fleep. I’m Out!

2023-10-2350:33

Laura, Lisa, Linney, Lyle, and Lovett

2023-10-1645:31

Everybody Sucks a Little, Right?

2023-10-0949:43

Jake Hart Presents Josh Hartnett’s “Richard Nixon”

2023-10-0244:17

I Say a Couple Hail Marys Because I’m Guilty and Then I Just Do the Pants

2023-09-2553:20

Uh… Not Really.

2023-09-1848:10

God I Hope This Memory Is True!

2023-09-1146:42

A Kaleidoscope of Horror

2023-06-2446:17

Even If You Don’t Wanna Put It In Your Mouth You Do

2023-06-2454:09

I Was In Second to Third Grade When I Bought My First Waterbed

2023-06-1057:39

Vampire Gangbang Time Machine With a Dragon Nowhere Near a Ski Slope

2023-06-0249:00

I Had No Idea What...Uh...Ternity Is

2023-05-2759:39

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I Had No Idea What...Uh...Ternity Is

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Ain't That a Pitch?

I Had No Idea What...Uh...Ternity Is