I am Lily Allen, School Sleep-outs and my Achy, Breaky Heart
Description
"Any adult male with a harem of teddies should be in jail, no questions asked'
I am back! Bear with me as I attempt to explain away my absence with my usual muddied reasoning and absolutely no clarity whatsoever. Once again, I obsess over my friendship breakups and ponder my future in comedy, musing over my love/hate relationship with stand-up and repeatedly reminding you, the long suffering listener, how tired I am.
I also talk about camping out for the homeless and how midnight discos sent me over the edge, rounding it all off with an on-point Lily Allen impression and in good news stories discuss the certified perv that is Andy Windsor's latest tumble down the totem pole.
Thank you for still being here, despite me being an absolute nightmare. I promise now we are back up and running, I will be here every week until 2056 at least.
Love yas, J x
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