Just as fast food commercials lure you into eating food that causes diabetes, heart disease, and strokes, the Hallmark Channel movies lure you into feeling guilt, regret, and a mistaken desire to forgive and reconnect with the toxic people who fucked you up as a kid. I’d love to see a parody of these movies where someone goes back to that small town, sees how shitty everyone was and still is to them, doesn’t fall for their nostalgia trap, and leaves. Oh, and they bang that still hot old flame guy/gal who’s now conveniently single or widowed or whatever.