dorm room sweatshops

You're Greasy

Do bums dream of homeless sheep?

jort fuckin

trading with natives

drinking ketchup and it tastes the same

Schleppy Men

Every autistic person has a more knowledgable and slightly more autistic rival

I want to mix wine and liquor in my stomach and regurgitate it all over some tits

DO NOT TRY TO GET LAID AT LEWIS AND CLARK COLLEGE

i cant do my first communion, I'm way too high for this shit

there are 14 Mtn Dews on my desk and they've all touched my penis

women ruined thanksgiving

You ate my girls pussy? How my piss taste?

(PRO-ANA STYLE)

Halloween special with a couple of ghoulzzz xDDD !! Derp (I meant girls lol xD)

Women come for the balls, they stay for the $ack.

Anti-Semitism? Erm, no thanks!

How many black friends do you have? We both have AT LEAST one.

PART 2: LONGEST MEGA MINISODE EVER WORLD RECORD (IN THE HOOD)