Marcus has absolutely knackered his back meaning he's gone and pulled a sickie after scraping into the quarter-finals at Helsinki last week. This whole malarkey shines a spotlight on how much of a proper pain in the bum life is on the professional circuit. All these little nips and tucks cost a load of precious time and dough when you're trying to qualify for the Aussie Open.Marcus was all set to partner up with Cam Norrie at this years season opener and reveals why it never happened. 

Should Novak Djokovic even bother dragging himself onto the court until 2028? Dave reckons he should mind his legacy, whereas Marcus thinks he should play. 

Is bacon omnipresent? And why, for the love of God, hasn't the hash brown migrated to the dinner plate? Oh, and if you're caught eating a burger before noon you're probably a pervert