Is Customer Service Completely Outdated?
Description
Thank you for calling the Jocular Pugilists. This call may be monitored for quality assurance. Press 1 for English. 2 for Spanish. 3 for Chinese. 4 for Japanese 5 for Pawnee. 6 for Sarsi or hit # to bypass the other 7,100 languages still spoken in the world today. To expedite this call, please enter the last 4 digits of your social security number, your mother’s maiden name, your father’s middle name and your height in Bananas. Please use Cavendish bananas, as they’re all of a uniform height. If the information you entered is correct, press 1, if it’s incorrect, well how dumb are you really? I’ll bet you’d like to talk to a human being. Sorry, that will not be possible until I take up at least another 7 minutes of your valuable time. Thank you. Goodbye.
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