When Your Ancestor Becomes Your Fortune Teller! 🔮✨

Picture this: you're chilling in the heaven of Mars when your great-great-grandfather drops the ultimate spoiler alert about your entire future! 😱 That's exactly what happens to Dante in Paradise XVII, where Cacciaguida serves up a prophecy so detailed it makes your horoscope look like amateur hour! From bitter exile bread that "tastes of salt" to climbing "others' stairs" (medieval code for "your life's about to get REALLY hard"), this ancestor doesn't sugarcoat anything! 🍞

But wait, there's more! Remember all those cryptic warnings Dante got from Ciacco in Hell's food court and Oderisi in Purgatory about his fading fame? Well, Cacciaguida's here to connect ALL the dots in the ultimate cosmic revelation! 🌟 He's basically saying, "Yeah, you're going to lose everything, get falsely accused, and your fellow exiles will stab you in the back—BUT plot twist: you'll write the most epic poem in human history!" Talk about a glow-up story! 💫

The real kicker? Cacciaguida tells Dante to spill ALL the celestial tea he's witnessed, even if it makes people uncomfortable. It's like your wise relative telling you to post that controversial but truthful blog post because the world needs to hear it! Sometimes being the messenger means accepting you'll ruffle some feathers—but hey, that's how legends are born! 🚀

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