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Jurassic World Rebirth: Dinosaurs Return, Humans Yawn

Jurassic World Rebirth: Dinosaurs Return, Humans Yawn

Update: 2025-07-07
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Two movie enthusiasts discuss the latest Jurassic World installment alongside summer blockbusters and theater experiences, evaluating whether the dinosaur franchise should continue or go extinct.

• Fourth of July weekend reflections and personal experiences at parties and lake houses
• Discussion of theater experiences and debates about optimal seating positions
• Deep dive into Jurassic World Rebirth's disappointing storyline and predictable plot
• Analysis of character inconsistencies, especially the pointless family subplot
• Praise for Mahershala Ali's performance despite the weak script
• Excitement about upcoming Superman and Fantastic Four films
• Speculation about leaked Superman reviews and the future of superhero movies
• Draft of favorite movies released on Fourth of July weekends
• Frustration with lack of consequences and stakes in modern franchise films
• Appreciation for the film's CGI dinosaurs despite storytelling shortcomings

Now streaming on Max: Sinners. Recommend watching Top Gun: Maverick for those looking for a better summer blockbuster experience.


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Jurassic World Rebirth: Dinosaurs Return, Humans Yawn

Jurassic World Rebirth: Dinosaurs Return, Humans Yawn

Robert Miranda and Brandon Cole