In this laugh-till-you-cry episode of Hair at First, the girls kick back for a totally unfiltered Q&A. Tessa, Michelle, and Monica spill on their worst accidental text messages, being exposed by the double-tap while stalking, and the very specific items they need their best friends to delete if they die.

They also dive into whether exes belong at weddings (with Monica’s wild real-life twist), the things adults get way too excited to buy, why preschool drop-off is chaos, and the freedom of not giving a “tweet tweet” about what people think anymore.

It’s loud, honest, slightly spicy, and absolutely hysterical—basically the most them episode ever. Tune in for the stories, the confessions, the pineapple hair, and the reminder that if they’re not feeding or financing you, their opinion doesn’t matter.