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In today's tale, we learn of Theseus: son of Poseidon, slayer of The Greek Sinister Six, and all-around psychopath, and of his arch-enemy: The Melancholy Minotaur! What are the sordid origins of the world's first and only bull-man? What system of government could possibly revolve around professional wrestling? Why can't Theseus stop killing people? Why did no one mention the giant turtle? Will the Gods ever stop descending things? And most importantly, what's that noise I hear?! Theseus, no! I'm just typing the description! NOOOOOOOO--!