A comic parody of the phone-in genre. Recorded from a live broadcast for the radio drama module in February 2013. Writers: Kitty McConnell, Cassie Lewis and Abbie Morgan. Producers: Amy Williams and Ben Astell. Performers: Cassie Lewis (Pat McRotch), Abbie Morgan (Eileen Forward), Kitty McConnell (Ophelia Dicks, Janine) and Owain Miller (Keith, Jason). Music: Phil Johncock