REDUX #3 Feet Cold, Wet and Slick Flick Pick: Half in, Half out Feline--When Gabriel Falls, Mammon Rises; The Blackest of Lungs and the Purest Heart (Black Market Breath); (Constantine, 2005)

REDUX #2 Fog Juice Slick Flick Pick: West Coast Ghosts--Cross to Despair (Of Malone's Gold, Blake Takes Hold); (Madness Descends when a Waterlogged Wreck Surfaces); (John Carpenter's The Fog, 1980)

REDUX Bloody Hook Slick Flick Pick: Fishing for Death Threats--Billy Blue/Crab Gut Goo; Revenge is a Dish Best Served on Ice; (Choked Up Croaker Queen); (I Know What You Did Last Summer, 1997)

Lecture 25: Faux Poet: Float like a Social Butterfly, Sting with Witty, Warm Words that Bite--How to Remain a Country Town Mouse with Keys to the City (Gracious Guest Lecture with Poetletariat)

Lecture 24: Faux Poet: Aim Huge but Launch only Arrows to Deliver the Emotional Death Blow--How to Write What we Need Without Extra for our Eyes to Read (Gracious Guest Lecture with Well Red Devil)

Lecture 23: Faux Poet: Some Read to Expel their Words, Others Seek Friendships Deserved--How to Find Courage to Foreign Worlds Explore and a Poet Stranger, Adore (Gracious Guest Lecture with Lokesh)

Lecture 22: Faux Poet: To Write Truth, Be a Self-Aware Detective; Dogged, Undeterred, and a Reflective, Sincere Sleuth--How to Afford Writing with Honesty when the Toll it Takes is far from Free

Faux Poet Teaser: Gracious Guest Nire Reading my Poem: Maritime Crimes (Forsaking Blake Was Their Mistake)

Lecture 21: Faux Poet: When Writing has Screamed it's Lungs Out, Remember The Gripping Power of a Whisper--How to Complicate Tame and Simplify Lame (Gracious Guest Lecture with Ghostwriter Snyder)

Lecture 20: Faux Poet: Any Port in a Brainstorm (Connecting the Dots to Scribbled Thoughts)--How to Commit What Matters to Your Long Term Memory (Gracious Guest Lecture with Brother Art, an Artist)

Lecture 19: Faux Poet: When you Write in a Manner Concise, You Don't Have to Roll the Dice--How to Write Tight, Show not Tell, and Speak Well at each Open Mic Night (Gracious Guest Lecture with Nire)

Lecture 18: Faux Poet: Internal Infighting, External Righting: If Your Words can Make Them Feel, Write not to Harm, but Them Disarm--so They can Heal--How to Scrawl to Share Your Life and Save Theirs

Lecture 17: Faux Poet: Lending Fresh Insight-Putting Currency of your Poetry Where your Mouth is, Flowing to not Tell, but Show, Speak Too Soft, Nor Too Slow (Gracious Guest Lecture with Ghostwriter)

Lecture 16: Faux Poet: From Primordial Soup to Inspirational Stew, When Creativity Slows, Take up Writing Kung-Fu--How to Maintain your Composure and Attain Tai-Chi Poetry (Dear Lecture with Fraulein)

Lecture 15: Faux Poet: With Your Last Words Written Down, Double Down; When Your Effulgence is in Doubt, Triple Shout--How to Compound Your Artistic Abilities and Fracture Your Dulling Debilities

Lecture 14: Faux Poet: Creativity Swept when the Promise of a Concept Goes Unkept--How to Break Free and Keep Your Poetry Both Profound and Carefree (Gracious Guest Lecture with Brother Jameson)

Lecture 13: Faux Poet: Sometimes Rhyme is Divine, Other Times Within Reason, but, to Your Poem's Flow and Tone, it Equates to High Treason--How to not Commit the Treacherous, Tempting Crime of Rhyme

Lecture 12: Faux Poet: Articulate Revolutions, We're Inciting, The Dumbing Down of Writing, Fighting--How to Brave Both Speech and Exploring the Forest's Reach (Gracious Guest Lecture with Fraulein)

Faux Poet Teaser #14 Full Reading of my Original Poem: A World Without Men Read by the Villainous Delight that is Athena and Teaser for Lecture Number 12 with Fraulein

Lecture 11: Faux Poet: Second Best is Less Stressed--Take from the Best, Your Own Skill, Contest, Write on Until, With your Own Work, You're More so Impressed--How to, Yourself, Outdo; Remain True