Poet, journalist, Scots Word of the Day raconteur Len Pennie (she/her) takes us on a journey through her own personal heaven and hell, before Lucie decides her fate.

And be warned: armed with sharp wit, fiery spirit, and sarcasm in spades, Len gives Lucie a serious run for her money.

Turns out you don't send the author of international bestselling book Poyums to hell (or heaven) without being thoroughly roasted yourself.

Through a series of confessions and redemptions, you'll find out:

- Why onions are banned from heaven (don't tell Shrek)
- How Len survived falling off a bridge in full goblin mode
- Plus, hear an exclusive reading of I'm no havin children

After Len lays their indiscretions before Lucie, they'll be sent to heaven or hell.

But will they be slurping on French onion-free soup in heaven? Or will they be having bad-faith arguments in hell?

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