"I'm a reformed shock cooling worrier"

"My airplane is a flying experiment"

"They put all their maintenance records on napkins"

"Keep torturing those airplanes...and students"

"Shame on you for even thinking about it"

"If that doesn't work you've got the flame thrower option"

"Your airplane is on a full-time IV drip"

"You don’t know if he’s going to hit you with a wrench or a lawsuit"

"Check it, log it, and then relax"

"There’s a reason they call these amateur built"

"Don't open up the fuel system if you don't have to"

"The engine didn't explode"

"When they go bad the engine is toast"

"It goes through cylinders like flapjacks"

"When it starts to talk to you it's time to replace it"

"The people who design these airplanes don't work on them"

"Full rich is horrendously rich"

Live from Saturday Airventure 2024

"Mechanics are the surgeons of aviation"

"I've had grass stains on my prop"