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Long Distance, Short Patience

Long Distance, Short Patience

Update: 2025-03-21
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Hey CheckMates, it’s Check Edgar here! 

Welcome to another episode of Why Am I Still Single?and today, we’re diving into the treacherous world of long-distance relationships. Or as I like to call it, “How to Date Someone Who’s Always in Another Time Zone—Physically and Emotionally.” 

Once upon a wedding, I met someone special. Sparks flew, numbers were exchanged, and before I knew it, I was in a long-distance relationship. But apparently, my patience lasted longer than hers—because when I didn’t move at her pace (if you know what I mean), she moved on to someone else. Yep, I lost my girlfriend because I didn’t have sex with her. Who knew celibacy had consequences?

In this episode, I break down how it all went wrong, from late-night calls and expensive flight tickets to the moment I realized I had been replaced. Was I too slow? Was she too fast? Or was long-distance just a terrible idea from the start? 

Tune in to find out. 

🎧 Listen now, and don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and review on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. 

📩 Got a long-distance dating disaster? Hit me up at edgar@checkedgar.com. 

🔊 Music and sound design by Keyz Montana.
 🎨 Podcast cover by Oritsemisan Enemigin.
 🎙️ Podcast created by Edgar Eriakha. 

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