Matrix Martinez, scrappy Buendia and The Legs Explorer

Emi Martinez CPD, tippy-tappy Villa and the nutmeg trophy

Erling Balaban, honest Malen & Pep's respect

The anti-Targett, Gerrard's moments and Pau's inspiration

Brave Bizot, bullish Buendia and Bravearse's battlecry

Fulham Grace, Buendia character and United obsession

Pau Lines, MacPhee steps up, Rogers liability

Emery leaves early, Watkins howler(s), Elliott and 'identity'

Grealish v Cash, Lindelof the midfielder and Michael Owen the anorak

Martinez letdown, old man Rogers, and Cash drying the ball

What Amorim is saying, Sean Dyche logic and dream job at the club

Tyrone's clock, new corner routine and Emery's excuse

Mings on Ramsey, Lampard or Solskjaer, and FPL gameweek 1

Rogers tumbles, Cash's fist, JJ leaves and Drury's Corner

Things we need to bin for the new season | Set piece coaches taking over and Tom Brady

Master Bramall, Maatsen balloon, Martinez buffoon

Martinez the embodiment, Onana the unsung & the chances of UCL

Europe, Watkins does it and Scott's foul on Mings

Carragher's consistency, Vidagany's tweet and Watkins' cup finals

Murder mystery special - who is to blame?