Midlife dating: where the heart stops (literally), fantasies of yacht-level romance keep you going, and dating profiles look more like serial killer résumés.

In this episode, I’m sharing the hilarious, awkward, and downright absurd moments of my dating life—like booth dates with no escape plan, two guys in a row with heart defibrillators, and my dream of finding Richard Gere (or at least his lifestyle).

Whether you’re single, happily partnered, or just here for the laughs, this episode is for anyone who’s ever wondered, “What’s out there?” Spoiler alert: it’s a lot of fish photos, shirtless bathroom pics, and enough cringe to last a lifetime.

Because being unapologetically yourself is your greatest superpower—and it makes for some great stories, too.